Hooray! You're here!
This is the e-home of Mr. Rainbow the Clown, David F. Bartlett, Balderdash & Humbug and the wonderful Christmas show "The Santa Class.
I get four types of visitors to this site ...
People who look at this site and want to sell me their services to improve it...
People looking for comic entertainment for a birthday party (ages 3-96),
public events, family events , hospital visit, school/daycare visit,
or any event where laughter is desired....
Clowns and other entertainers...
who want me to teach them how to be fabulous like me...
An infinite amount of monkeys
typing on an infinite number of internet keyboards
over an infinite amount of time.
If you are type 1...
Thanks but I'm happy. I could actually use fewer of these calls.
If you are type 2...
Here are the answers to the most frequently asked questions
Yes... I am the same Mr. Rainbow who may have done your birthday party back in the
mid 1980s in the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill N.C. area.
Yes... I still do birthday parties...but after about 3000 of them I have slowed down a bit.
No way I could keep up that pace!
No... I don't wear a red wig any more... and when I stopped nobody seemed to notice.
No... I don't have the Rainbow VW Bug anymore. It has gone to the great beyond.
Looking to book an event? Excellent!!!!
Call me at 919-682-3288 or send an email to email@example.com
Mention the word "flibbitygibbit" and get a $10 discount !!!!
If you are type 3...
WELCOME!!!! Most of this site is actually for you. To keep you here longer I have included the entirety
of my first book Behind The Big Red Nose...FOR FREE!
And finally...If you are type 4...
Better you than more type 1!
Artistic rendition above of Mr. Rainbow by Kelly Ballagh.
In actual appearance clown may be fatter than depicted.
Some people diet, I pay artists to remove pounds.